the floor is a shelf for everything
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode
and I can probably talk about them and trick you into thinking I’m a huge fan of the show
After I met you,
I started dreaming in colors.
And that’s saying a lot
for someone who’s only known
what it feels like
to live in the dark.
people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something
things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious
this is the most confidence boosting text post i’ve ever read
i have this problem where when tumblr gets boring i open a new tab of tumblr
if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
all i want for christmas is you(r money)
gay marriage isn’t legal in all 50 states but lady gaga can marry the night? fuck her and her robot ass
in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything and i started crying