pro tip: don’t be my friend or else i will become annoyingly clingy and emotionally attached to you and you can’t escape ever
i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people
I was fucked up for two days straight after I found out the members of LMFAO are uncle and nephew
my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
i don’t get how the hobbit didn’t get visual effects.
like gravity, congratulations, you put a guy in space.
the hobbit turned an otter into a dragon.
To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
we will not.
you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll taste tax bills for weeks
that was the greatest comeback in the history of great comebacks